Ads break...
XWC come back on. The camera pans the arena. It pans to the ring.
C-Dawg is standing in the ring. he is holding a mic.
Crowd Cheer.
C-dawg: I have something I'd like to let out.
Crowd: WHAT!?!?!?
C-dawg: I've been thinking...
Crowd: WHAT!?!?!?
C-dawg: Well... Over the last few weeks, I've been put up against all the legonary guys here, that have their own, cheating, styles of wrestling.
Crowd: WHAT!?!?!?
C-dawg: I don't think that is fair.
Crowd: SO!?!?!?
C-dawg: I think that after all that punishment. I....
Crowd: WHAT!?!?!?
C-dawg: Should get a title match.
Crowd: YEAH!!!!!!
C-dawg: So I want the GM to come out and tell me when I can have one. Frogyrvd, please come on out and tell me when...
a series of coloured spotlights creates a terrific lightshow
and many changing-coloured Pyrotechnics flash all the way on the Titan Tron
Lars Ulrich makes his way to the ring
wearing a pair of leather-looking pants and nothing on top. His hair tied back in a ponytail.
mounting a custom chopper
with his sister who kisses him burning with passion
two Pyrotechnics red and blue, blow at each corner of the ring.
C-dawg: What are you doing here. And whos she?
Lars Ulrich grabs a mic.
Lars Ulrich: She? You mean my sister Ashley? Well, yeah, she's my sister, and Frogys. That what you wanted to hear?
C-dawg looks her over.
C-dawg: Well...
Lars Ulrich: I'll stop you there. You want a title match right?
C-dawg noods.
Lars Ulrich: Ok. I have a deal for you. You and me. One on one. You last long enough and don't die, I'll give you a title match. If you don't, well, you get another chance. You just have to BEAT Frogyrvd, in less then 2 minutes. Lets hope you do well with me ah?
Ashley Ulrich grabs a mic. She looks C-dawg over.
Ashley Ulrich: Hey Lars. I'll be the judge of how good the match is. I've seen a few in my time.
C-dawg puts his hand out and holds Ashley Ulrichs hand.
C-dawg: Yes. And might I say you are looking extremely B.E.A.U...
Lars Ulrich runs towards his opponent and grabs him by the head in order to perform a MORTAL One Arm Bulldog!!
Lars Ulrich: Mate, nobody touches Ash, unless she asks or expects to be touched.
Lars Ulrich turns and leaves the ring. As he walks to his bike, he turns to look at Ashley Ulrich.
Ashley Ulrich looks at C-dawg, then turns and leaves the ring. Climbing on the back of the bike.
Lars and Ashley Ulrich leave on the bike together, leaving C-dawg climbing to his feet in the ring.
C-dawg then slowly makes his way from the ring, holding his forehead, which is bright red. The skin looks like it is about to burst with blood...